Another Test Event

DATE

Monday, October 31

TIME

7:00 PM

LOCATION

123 Main Street
Des Moines, IA 50309

AGES

You

COST

$5.00

REGISTRATION DEADLINE

Saturday, October 29

CONTACT

Miranda Finn, YMCA
mirandaf@juiceboxint.com
555-555-5555

DETAILS

Unidentified vessel travelling at sub warp speed, bearing 235.7. Fluctuations in energy readings from it, Captain. All transporters off. A strange set-up, but I'd say the graviton generator is depolarized. The dark colourings of the scrapes are the leavings of natural rubber, a type of non-conductive sole used by researchers experimenting with electricity. The molecules must have been partly de-phased by the anyon beam.

Sensors indicate no shuttle or other ships in this sector. According to coordinates, we have travelled 7,000 light years and are located near the system J-25. Tractor beam released, sir. Force field maintaining our hull integrity. Damage report? Sections 27, 28 and 29 on decks four, five and six destroyed. Without our shields, at this range it is probable a photon detonation could destroy the Enterprise.